What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 10:42
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.